Kieran, pls put your weapon down.

"Steal another legendary from me, I dare you" -Kieran, probably

Pokemon/Splatoon crossover finally came

woah hey pal lets back it up a bit

That looks mind-bogglingly sick.

then the robot starts yapping about a "great transcendence," and says you must defeat four UberBots, and says it's name is P03.

Inscryption mentioned

Palworld

Things ain't been easy since the pokemon universe removed the second amendment

Suddenly the game glitches, and you are transported to a factory and there is a robot pointing a gun instead of Kieran

Then the robot says, "You done gawking? Good. We can start."