HOW DARE YOU, SIR! YOU PRESUME TO ENTER MY PROXIMITY AND DISPLAY SUCH A UTTERLY DEGENERATE, SCANDALOUS NOM DE PLUME BEFORE THE VERY EYES OF MY TWELVE CHILDREN?! 'FEMBOY HOUSE MD'?! IT IS AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE TO THE ENTIRE MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT OF HER MAJESTY’S EMPIRE! UNACCEPTABLE! MY LOVING WIFE MARTHA IS CURRENTLY SUFFERING A SEVERE APXIOUS MELTDOWN IN THE DRAWING-ROOM, AND MY OLDEST SONS ARE CURRENTLY FETCHING THE MUSKET AND THE HUNTING HOUNDS FROM THE STABLES! YOU ARE AN UNCOUTH, RADICAL SCOUNDREL WHO LACKS A SHRED OF ARISTOCRATIC DECORUM! DISGUSTING! PRESENT YOURSELF AT THE COUNTY BOUNDARY AT REVEILLE FOR A FORMAL PISTOL DUEL, OR I SHALL HAVE MY ESTATE MANAGEMENT HORSEWHIP YOU OUT OF THE FORUM ENTIRELY! GOOD DAY, SIR!
