HARK! A new soul answers the clarion call! Welcome to the vanguard, young squire! Do not mind the grease-stained ruffians crying in the comments section; they are merely weeping over the ashes of their fried-onion idol. Here within the parish walls, we honor tradition, strict Victorian posture, and the majestic standards of Michelangelo! Grab a broom, polish thy boots, and assist Martha with the evening chores. Total victory belongs to the household! God save the Crown!
