Sorry to be a Serious Sookylala but pierced mums take them out as it can cause issues getting the baby to latch.
Sis has only just got hers redone now that the youngest is two.

I still love the joke though! ^_^

Upvoted for the cockup in spelling. hehehehe

Since my comment, it has been brought to my attention that the meme is based on US prices.
I remember buying smokes with a note for my parents, in the '80s. One corner store knew mum so well, I often didn't take a note.

In what universe is a pack of smokes only $5?!
You're lucky to get a pack of smokes in Australia for under $20!
Holy f**k. I don't think they've been that cheap. For about 20 years. ????