Mary had a little lamb. They did not say when the lamb went missing, but I do know it was around dinner...

yeah if that happened id just burn the whole house down, maybe move at least 50 miles from the neighborhood it is located in

Now, how did we get here???

why does this have to be true

Flex tape seal has multiple uses:
1) Roof leaks.
2) Broken tupperware (?)
3) brain surgery.
4) Keeping the people in your basement quiet.