Old McDonald "had" a farm, e-i-e-i-o
And then the chickens burnt it down, e-i-e-i-o
A flamethrower here and a flamethrower there
Flamethrower, flamethrower, flamethrower everywhere
Old McDonald "had" a farm, e-i-e-i-o
And then the cattle burnt it down, e-i-e-i-o
A match box here and a match box there
Match box, match box, match box everywhere
Old McDonald "had" a farm, e-i-e-i-o
And then the piggies burnt it down, e-i-e-i-o
A campfire here and a campfire there
Campfire, campfire, campfire everywhere
Old McDonald "had" a farm, e-i-e-i-o
And then the she-ep burnt it down, e-i-e-i-o
A cigarette here and a cigarette there
Cigarette, cigarette, cigarette everywhere
Old McDonald "had" a farm, e-i-e-i-o