Im so sorry. My parents never banned me from watching it. In fact my mom watched it with me!

Child plays DDLC for the first time thinking it was a cute, friendly dating sim. Boy was he wrong.

YAY!

Me: I can hear pictures
Teacher: No you can't silly
The picture:

Now, presenting,

THE MAGICTASTICAL BACKFLIPING RUBBER DUCK!

HAHA!

THAT SPITS FIRE!