Tell me without telling me

sorry i locked it in my car along with my keys

*uses magic to open car*

touche

Huh, this license is expired *Arrests you*

YOU WISH *runs off and hides*

*finds him and brings him back*

But ii don't

alastor is #1

Hazbin Hotel songs are goated

susan.

This so the best show ever

Over 200 images of alistor saved on my phone

Thats it

Made an entire PowerPoint presentation on the lore and world building of the hellaverse (Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss’ shared universe)

I can hear this image

Me: I can hear pictures
Teacher: No you can't silly
The picture:

w comment

ITS A LIL FUNNY YOU COULD ALMOST CALL ME
DADDDDDDDDDD

*Angy violin noises*

*Piano*

But she was right, Sera
She showed us a soul can improve
He saw the light, Sera
Checked all the boxes that you said would
Prove a person deserves a second chance
Now we turn our backs, no second glance?
It's not as simple as you think
Not everything is spelled in ink
It's not fair, Sera
Careful, Charlie, keep a cool head
No! Don't you care, Sera?
That just because someone is dead
It doesn't mean they can't resolve to change their ways
Turn the page, escape infernal blaze
I'm sure you wish it could be so
But there's a lot that you don't know
What are we even talkin' about?
Some crack-w**re who f**ked up already
He blew his shot like the cocks in his mouth
This discussion is senseless and petty
There's no question to be posed
He's unholy, case closed
Did you forget that "Hell is forever"?
A man only lives once
We'll see you in one month
Gotta say, I can't wait to (Adam)
Come down and exterminate you
Wait! (Shit)
What are you saying? Let me get this straight
You go down there and kill those poor souls?
You didn't know? (Whoops!)
Guess the cat's out of the bag (what's the big deal?)
Sera, tell me that you didn't know
I thought since I'm older, it's my load to shoulder (no)
You have to listen, it was such a hard decision
I wanted to save you the anguish it takes to
Do what was required
To think that I admired you
Well, I don't need your condescension
I'm not a child to protect
Was talk of virtue just pretension?
Was I too naive to expect you to heed the morals you're purveying?
That's what the f**k I've been saying!
If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie (Emily!)
If angels can do whatever and remain in the sky
The rules are shades of gray when you don't do as you say
When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again
I was told not to trust in angels (by her?)
Hah, she should know (we should go)
No! Don't you see? We've come so close
Look at them fighting, they're at each other's throats
Don't you act all high and mighty
Did you ever think your little girlfriend might be a liar?
Don't, Adam, please! (What's the fuss?)
Why hide the fact that you're an angel just like us?

(epic ending reveal music)

Now, presenting,

THE MAGICTASTICAL BACKFLIPING RUBBER DUCK!

HAHA!

THAT SPITS FIRE!

Hells greatest show
Stayed on my prime video subscription
Hazbin is forever
Addicted to prime video

I spend 50k on a music video about a hazbin hotel character

nooo not my drugs

Well, it's been a wild ride
And we've enjoyed every insane minute of it
We don't know what the future holds
But we're grateful for every moment we got to spend with you
And remember, it's not really goodbye
'Cause we'll probably see most of you very soon
Until then

It's been a blast, been a slice
Been a hell of a ride (whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh)
We've had some laughs, had some fights
Even some of us cried (whoa-oh, oh-oh)
But all good things must come to an end
And I guess this is our time
So, so long, farewell, and we'll see you on the other side

But it's not goodbye forever
'Cause we're all down here together
And we hope we get to see you when you die

We may be monsters, creeps, and killers
But we'll miss you just the same
And don't be sad, we're stuck for eternity
In constant torture, fire, and pain
'Cause there is love, and joy, and laughter
Who cares if it's wrong or right?
We had so much fun, so thank you, and good night

Good night, good night
Thank you and good night
Good night, good night
Hahaha

What a trip, never had such a natural high, haha
And I'd buy you a drink
But I'm not that kind of a guy, screw off (whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh)
You're the bomb, you're the blow-out, no doubt
The cherry of my eye
And though you gotta check out
I'll keep it neat and tidy 'til next time (bye-bye)
But we won't leave you with nothing
At least we hope we gave you something
Even if that something made your conscience cry

If anyone out there can hear me
I have one last thing to say
Despite the unideal location
We hope you enjoyed your stay
'Cause there was love, and joy, and laughter
It's not perfect, but we tried

We had so much fun, so thank you
We had so much fun, so thank you
We had so much fun, so thank you, and good night

We may be monsters, creeps, and killers
But we'll miss you just the same
And don't be sad, we're stuck for eternity
In constant torture, fire, and pain
'Cause there is love, and joy, and laughter
Who cares if it's wrong or right?
We had so much fun, so thank you
We had so much fun, so thank you
We had so much fun, so thank you, and good night
Thank you and good night

Good night, good night
Thank you and good night
Good night, good night (da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da)
'Cause there is love, and joy, and laughter
Who cares if it's wrong or right?
We had so much fun, so thank you, and good night