When you go to the petting zoo to see the cows and you see them eating the grass so you lowkey ponder on how it would feel so you paint your booty hairs green and attract them and they start licking it up and it lowkey feel good so you wonder and how it feels on the tongue so you lowkey start performing artisanal Jamaican tongue twisting on the cows.ahh And it lowkey taste good so you get a job at the zoo But they don't hire due to the green ahh hair incident so you lowkey kidnap 2 cows to start experimenting on in your basement by combining their dna with expert tongue using animals to create the perfect ahh hair licker through cross dna breeding and you stand ori top of your research as the optimal ahh licking creature starts licking your ahh hairs but it lowkey don't feel authentic so you go back to your roots and repaint you ahh hairs. green and go back to the petting zoo where it all started but they lowkey trespass you so you go to jail with a smile on your face because you're happy you got to relive that experience for one last time
