evil ass wizard

DARN YOU, I CAST ETERNAL CRUMBS IN YOUR BED

I cast never getting the perfect water temperature in the shower

I cast curse of endless toe stubbing

I CAST both sides of the pillow are always warm

I cast manual breathing

I cast being able to feel your tongue in your mouth + manual blinking

I cast on both of you always sleep on your stomach

FRICK YOU ALL
I CAST CURSE OF HAVING TINY BUTS OF EGGSHELL IN ALL OMELETS YOU EAT!!

1: Oh no
2: OH NO.
3: AAAAAAAAAAA

I CAST EVERY BIT OF WATER YOU DRINK IS UNPLEASANTLY LUKEWARM

I cast these 3 forbidden spells 1: BRAINROT YOURUVE FEED 2: WHEN YOU TRY TO REACH A SPEFIC PROMBLEM YOU MEVER FIND IT AND 3: NEVER ENDING BRAIN FREEZE

Hooray! Dysentery with nowhere to go…

Time to go to the hospital! 😃

Well you left me no choice I had to cast that spell in self defense

I cast: never being able to let out a sneeze when you feel like you need to

I cast: popcorn shell stuck between your teeth

I cast cutting your nails too far back to the sensitive part on your skin is exposed

i cast
your fan will never work

I cast: your vents blow in the wrong air temperature

i block:
i live in phoenix i dont care

i cast...

I cast: lying in bed with your eyes half open instead of sleeping

real

lol

I cast: too cold to get out of bed

I cast: unopening fourskin

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

I cast: pee trickles out when you stand up

*I block it and reverse it* NUH UH. FOOL!

I cast: ranked match disconnection

I cast: immovable piece of dirt under your fingernails

NOOOOOOO

I CAST LOST GAME AND CONCIOUS BREATHING

counterattack: I cast being able to feel your tongue in your mouth

i cast: not really finding that an issue