His Christian MAGA family's statement...plus, how many leftists do you know that teach their 10 year old to shoot a 30-06? Conservativism isn't just a cult. It's a black hole magnet for the mentally ill.
The Conservative Algorithm for Interfacing with the World
1. Set reality distortion field to max.
2. Ask, does reality align with my preconceived notions?
If "yes," great. If "no," proceed to next question.
3. Do any facts prove me wrong?
If "no", pull "facts" out of ass and hope nobody notices.
If "yes," just lie, and even when confronted with counterfactual data,
a) continue to double down with lies,
b) stick fingers in ears,
c) fake laugh as though you're not upset, despite being furious, and
d) resort to ad hominem attacks.
NOTE: Bonus points are awarded for replies that show lack of self awareness or irony, and double bonus points are awarded for racist, ableist, or homophobic remarks.
