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Three things mom told you to never do.
My parents always told me not to talk to strangers or to take anything from them. But yet I sit on some guy's lap at the mall during Christmas time and I tell him what I want for Christmas
Just my luck, when I see The Last Jedi
if you want to get a good view of the movie pour your friend's drink in the seat in front of you.
haha I pooped on you
This is a Ba-a-a-a-d Meme!
he's not even buckled in