Three things mom told you to never do.

Notice the axe in the roof? LOL

Ok but, why not just drive yourself?

Lol. So you were all ready to go, anticipating a ride and they weren't even there yet

Thanks for that. Shitty day at work. I needed something to laugh about.

Damn it. I recognize the words but I can't place the song. And I don't know who that is.

Does this ring any bells?

Really. Those are part of the lyrics from Rainbow In The Dark?

No,they're from "Don't Talk to Strangers",another great track from "Holy Diver"!

My parents always told me not to talk to strangers or to take anything from them. But yet I sit on some guy's lap at the mall during Christmas time and I tell him what I want for Christmas

The logic

Seems legit