Three things mom told you to never do.

Three things mom told you to never do.  | Don't talk to strangers. Don't let strangers know where you live. Don't get in a car with a stranger. Call Uber for a ride. | image tagged in memes,expanding brain | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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YOUR UBER RIDE IS HEAR | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Notice the axe in the roof? LOL
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Get in the car, Raydog. We'll take the scenic route. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WHEN DID YOU START EATING DOG | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Back in my day | BACK IN MY DAY UBER WENT AGAINST ALL OUR RULES | image tagged in back in my day | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Back in my day my parents told us, "Just because DashHopes jumps off the bridge, does that mean you have to?" | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Back in my day | WE DIDN'T HAVE TO BUT WE WERE ALL IN IT TOGETHER | image tagged in back in my day | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Mom tried to keep us safe. Dad told us to play in the road. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Ok but, why not just drive yourself?
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Lol. So you were all ready to go, anticipating a ride and they weren't even there yet
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Thanks for that. Shitty day at work. I needed something to laugh about.
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Damn it. I recognize the words but I can't place the song. And I don't know who that is.
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Does this ring any bells?
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Really. Those are part of the lyrics from Rainbow In The Dark?
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No,they're from "Don't Talk to Strangers",another great track from "Holy Diver"!
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My parents always told me not to talk to strangers or to take anything from them. But yet I sit on some guy's lap at the mall during Christmas time and I tell him what I want for Christmas
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The logic
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Seems legit
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