I will accept your compliment of calling me Psyche and say thank you. The Greek Goddess of the Soul was renowned for her beauty and intelligence. Of course you didn’t know that, either.

You are not familiar with the Travis Tritt classic “Here’s a quarter?”
The line does not literally mean “go find a pay phone,” it means “go jump in the lake.” Which does not literally mean “go swimming,” any more than “go soak your head” means you need to wash your hair.