I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That’s right, he took his f**king quilly dick out, and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was thiiiis big, and I said “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a call out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut but wayyy smaller. And here’s what my dong looks like. boom That’s right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He f**ked my wife so I’m gonna f**k the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher, I’m pissing on the moon! How do you like that Obama? I pissed on the moon you IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRROPLLLLETS HIT THE F**KING EARTH, now get out of my f**king sight, before I piss on you too!
