[ANNOUNCER]: ...Children, beware! Ghouls and Ghosts arise on this frightful night!,
Avoid them lest you're in for a scare...!!
[EYB]: ...I'll take it you saw the News
so why do you lurk here, all Aloooof?
...Didn't know You were such a faaan
I take it I should enLighten you
I'm Evil!
imma keep it a thousand.
creepin' round, hunting down all the townSend
be taking candy from babies
given chance, I'd do that Shit daily
a Dirty Plaaace
but I'll reshaaaaape
Nothing's at staaaake
so keep me Awake,
On This Ghoulish Night.
Oh, oh, How I yearn to be at the top
molded me anew, still ain't parta the crew
donned the flesh of the popular
still calls me the worst
their positions gilded, begging for usurpation
and the Pits of Hell be lending me great Temptations!
a Dirty Plaaace
but I'll Reshaaaaape
Nothing's at staaake (no, no, no no no no)
and I tell you, keep me awake, (awake!!)
On This Ghoulish Night.
[smash cut to eyb in this late night show looking ass room being interviewed by
someone, who also happens to be eyb in a suit]
(So EYB, is it easy being this evil and shit?)
(All you Gotta Do is keep it 1000%, be yourself and all that. you know what they
be saying. ha. and also never trust your "friends", don't be f**kin with no one!!
they ain't shit, trust me. I mean look at me now I'm in someCartoon. F**K!)
the Bread the cat the robot and the lime
none got shit on me, not even worth a Dime
the Snail, Punctuation, or even the tennis playa
Still nothing on me could make lightwork of them later
Hell is allGone for me made me out to be an invader
now all that's left for me isA huge crater
still stUCK IN