Hey psst it's me Cowboy. Imma just tryna let some ppl know that the dodgers suck almost (but not as stinkingky) bad as the Yankees. Mets are the best and the dodgers can suck on it
Al Bundy once scored 4 touchdowns in one single game! This magnificent display of prowess was the greatest day in Al's life. Even better than the day he married Peg and even better than the birth of his Children. He often relives this glorious day and remembers it fondly. Al cannot stop himself from uttering insulting one-liners to obese women, a behavior he has compulsively engaged in since he was a child. Al is continually saddled with massive debts caused by everything from the various failed schemes he becomes involved in to his wife's extravagant spending habits. However, he never appears to miss a mortgage payment or file for bankruptcy.
