I had two eggs for breakfast, with some cheese

Love to get some fish basted in butter, and popped on the Barbie! Mmmmmm, yummy!

I wouldn’t chance getting spit on by a llama in such close quarters lol They are kinda like camels, spit at people they don’t like.

I had a cup of black coffee this morning and turned the tee vee on and saw da yankees, then I reached in my liquor cabinet for the vodkee and root beer. I had six and a nightmare.

Porta potties look clean on the outside but have been soiled by thousands of men. I don't use Porta potties unless it's an emergency!