Here's what happened: In the restroom, I told a friend in confidence who my crush was. When we went into the hall, that friend yelled my secret to everyone who crowding the hall waiting for lunch. Just then, a tray of hamburgers (made up of a bun, a small patty, and a big wad of orange relish) arrived. In anger, I grabbed one and threw it at my betrayer, who ducked. At that exact moment, a door opened and in walked the principal who intercepted my hamburger which exploded on his suit.
