The actual reason was because they wanted it to be as far from Windows 8 as possible, last I checked.

Oh nono, because Christmas and Easter ARE DEFINITELY still purely religious holidays!

Kinda looks like it's filled with shit, especially with the size of the "crumbs" falling off...

Microsoft ditched the 9 cuz it was too close in numbering to THAT abomination...

But what if I'm Buddhist or Hindu? How will you know?