Okay, that was rude. I sincerely apologize and hope not to further inconvenience you. I am new to this site and am without culture regarding its peculiar customs pertaining particularly to etiquette. Also it just wasn't that funny, which is likely the most greatly exhibited infraction. My first response was supposed to be silly, but, I suppose, one cannot infer intention from dry, lifeless text. "Twain" is a slightly antiquated way of saying "to part" or "separate." I thought it would lend itself well to parodying the sort of colloquy intrinsic to the "Lord of the Rings" universe.

I thought we were engaging in meme warfare; I explained that I was disadvantaged, going on to expound upon the source of aforementioned disadvantage, so I endeavored to level the playing field with text alone. It seems that we are enmeshed in a thicket of misunderstanding. Please accept my humblest apologies, and slow your roll, retard.

I can't respond with meme comments, so I am at a disadvantage. You seem to be equally disadvantaged by your visible lack of imagination. I just zanged you. I suggest you take a break, bro.

As always, with affection and affectation. Keep it real and keep 'em coming. I know you have some valuable material somewhere in that salad brain of yours.