I am not a trusting person by nature, so I find it hard to accept an apology that's followed by "slow your roll, retard" (which is a name that automatically incites some anger in me as it is often attributed to certain conditions including autism which my son has. Of course, this is a detail you couldn't have known so I will not sling back), let alone an apology for the "apology" even if it was sincere. My inability to trust is also not your fault, so I will now apologize for any sincerity that didn't get picked up on. Also, I couldn't get into Lord of the Rings, so the reference is lost on me. However, I do appreciate that you finally explained it to me.