"A JJ for short, Trashy, twitchy, and terrifyingly fast. These Piece of Shite Wh*res couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn, but they can smell you from half a block away. Their hearing’s so sharp you’d think they had bat DNA but thank God their accuracy is worse than a stormtrooper who's high. very vulgar, and very commonly speaks in Spanish. very commonly has yellow fur. fighting one alone in melee combat is easy, but fighting multiple is suicide due to their quick movement. killing a JJ is an act of heroism on its own. JJs are depraved and will do anything to get F*cked, even if it's something that would kill them."
