listen man, we gotta have a talk
America never had a tsar bomba
and nuclear war was always a crime
Now back to the real stuff
The soviet union never collapsed and still exists to this day
The moon crashed into Earth so now Earth looks like a weird peanut
apples are extinct due to the fact that america was eating fried food
Pluto became twice the size of Earth and is officially a planet
and lastly, potato chips have negative calories
