Time travel

Me: *Time travels to 1945 with another nuclear bomb*
Hitler: Thank You

Nah you're supposed to put it inside the trojan horse.

Ah, right… brb

PFFFFT-

It's always great when you make the content creator laugh.

Indeed

Alright I’m back! What changed?

uhmmm
the history textbooks.
and ancient troy was obliterated by a technology unknown to man until the U.S. tested Tsar Bomba, which also kept americans from blowing up Japan, as they remembered the effect it had on Troy. Therefore they just declared normal war with normal weapons.
The Japanese took this okay, though they lost the war.
No recovery was needed for them as nothing was turned into radioactive debris.
Oh yeah, and nuclear war is now a war crime to ye who be in charge for it..

listen man, we gotta have a talk
America never had a tsar bomba
and nuclear war was always a crime
Now back to the real stuff
The soviet union never collapsed and still exists to this day
The moon crashed into Earth so now Earth looks like a weird peanut
apples are extinct due to the fact that america was eating fried food
Pluto became twice the size of Earth and is officially a planet
and lastly, potato chips have negative calories

logic has folded into itself I see...

Ok…

p.s.
I'd totally continue this dystopian story if I had the time and energy for it.

One more thing.
Some humans mutated when they tried to go back onto the land that was, well, nuked.
Another horrid war began between humans and those...
things.
this image is one of them in a dormant state, luckily they weren't high-classed in the beginning, as there were fewer incidents that could possibly happen. We still struggle to maintain control ourselves when dealing with online trolls. So, uh...
I'd suggest you don't leave your house, or an "incident" could manifest. They've already taken over almost everything you can do. I'd give you a list of what steps you should never follow, but there are too many to name in even 5 full messages.
I'm sure the constant EAS on your tv screen will give you more information on the subject.
Be safe, and don't EVER trust anything out of the ordinary.

Ok, I’ll be careful of who I trust

Not just that, you have to be careful WHAT you trust, not everything that isn't alive will be your friend...
I learned that the hard way, and I had to run away from my house.

…

I've prepared a livable space in an exoplanet a couple hundred light years away. Don't ask how.
Anyway, I just gotta finish my homemade hyperdrive, and I'll be out. The rocket houses two, so I can bring you with if you want.
Just know that it's incredibly unsafe to have shown to the public, as these things are hard to come by, so I'll have to hide the thing until you start it up if you want to live.

Ok, I’m going to start building this, but seeing that I caused this I think it is better if I die along with the earth. Although I does seem like we would have gotten here one way or another not going to lie.

I hear that the sun too is incident-prone, but every last incident needs to be hit with some form of light at the same time. If this happens, then it's the end of the world, or maybe even the universe as we know it. Luckily, the moonlight is too weak and the faraway stars as well. I don't really plan to be here much longer myself. I'd commit math class but I know that such creates an incident as well, a good friend tried it. It's taken many lives with a neverending supply of his rope...
Nothing is to be trusted, just pray that it's all over soon. we'll be LUCKY if we're abducted by aliens, at least we won't have to deal with what we create.

*wispers to you* I’m going to start working on an atomic bomb that can destroy the entire earth no matter where it lands, you might want to leave sooner than later if you plan now you’ll be able to leave before I start working on it.

You sure about this..?
Look, it's in the past.
No one really knows it was you.
I forgive you, okay?
the choice is yours, but I think I would go mad if I didn't find any human life within the observable universe..

Yes I’m sure, if I’m correct it will take about 10 minutes to cover the entire earth, I got a fair amount of Uranium-235 so I better get started now

All right.
hey, uh, some of them have a shot at becoming omnipotent, so try to hurry. I'll be leaving in...
T-minus 90 seconds.
It was a good day knowing you, but good luck. See you on the other side, soldier. And try to die from the blast, so you don't turn into one. They seem to still have a bit of their soul within them, so they cannot leave until their body is destroyed. My next goal will be to make the sun go supernova to get rid of anything left on this horrible wasteland. If anything goes wrong, I'll just have to make sure I don't die to one of them.
Thank you for your service. I'm finished with this world.

Thank you for your service as well soldier, if reincarnation is real, I hope to see you again. I wish you the best of luck of making the sun go supernova, and wish you a long well deserved life. I have the bomb inside of the plane, think I’ll Kamikaze making sure I die, it’s been more than 90 seconds hopefully your out of the planet on your way elsewhere. I’m taking off now and will keep writing until my now inevitable situation. I set the place I should first blow up the very place I gave that first atomic bomb to, Germany. As I said before it will take about 10 minutes to cover the entire planet, but the blast will cause massive earthquakes followed by volcanos exploding. Although some life will remain, most will be gone. Consider me the first death of the explosion, and teach this to the civilization you hopefully find, but leave me out of it. Anyways it was nice knowing you, I’m over the objective. Time to Kamikaze, goodbye friend, best of luck to you.

*Voicemail*
no new messages.
*Ouija-mail*
You have two unheard messages.

First message sent today at 10:40 P.M.

Hey man, I'm not sure if you've parted with all of your guilts, but when you do, this message is here. The sun, it's uhh, already turned into a red giant, I gotta get out of here, but since the overdrive is perfectly functional, it'll be no problem. I was almost wiped from this world, but I know that somewhere on this ship there's something nearby waiting to strike. If I show up sooner rather than later, you now know why...
Anyways, the launch was successful, and I escaped the atmosphere with ease. Mercury and Venus have been consumed by the Sun. Not much longer before the Earth is done. I got your final message, and I haven't found any safe form of life within the galaxy. This is a dangerous form of travel, but I'm headed to the Andromeda galaxy, so time will get a bit weird when I activate the hyperdrive. If you do receive this message, it is impossible to tell whether I lived or not.
My future is uncertain, but I need to find a world to tell this to. Otherwise, our planet might as well have never existed. My first priority is to check my safety... Over.

Message deleted.
Next message sent 5̤̠̥̭̟͒͒̊͊̑0̡͍̤̗͍̈̃̈́̒̚͢͝,̺̘̹̞̠̦̅͌̆̆̕͡0̢̠̱̳̬̫̅͋̏̌͐͗̚͜0̟͔̗͕̬̖͂́͐͑̊̒͟͞0̻̥̰́͛͗̋̒ͅͅ ̥̲͔̣̼́̓̀̚͡y̡̢̛̱͉̭̰̗̽̇̆́͑͘e͍͍͕͔͔̓̀̓́̊͜͡á̢̛̬͔͙̙̤̃̅̓̕r̞̲͚̙̱̝̉͗̈͛͑̂͟͠s͎̻͕̝̲̹̓̔̿̈́͑͠ ̢͚̱̰̭̤̒̌̃̍͠͞i̱̦̹͈̟̳̍̓̂͌̆̕̕͜n͚̺͚͓͙̺͛̓͂̎̀̄̋͜ ̧̼̩͔̗͍́̔̋̄̈́͘t͈̻͕̞̮̥́̐̿̈́͘͡h̛̗̩͈͎̣̆̑̀̆͢͝ĕ̢̛̙̣̰͓̖̩͒̾̉̋͠ ̤̘̤̤̬̾̈́͋̉͊͘͜f̨̥̹̘̌̿̃̉̀͟u̮̯̺̜̒̑̑͑̃͜t̡̯̫̖͔̊̿̅̑̒u̹̣̬̥̞̽̃̈́̍̚r̟̜̣̞͍̓̓̐͊̿̍̌͟͟é͇̯̳͛́̍̚̚͢͟͢͢͞

It's uh, been a while, but...
I found a specimen on my ship, and will dispose of it immediately. Can't have any incidents here, or I may never find peace. If I don't find any intelligent life, this is over and out. I will not accept any messages until I reach a safe place, my focus must go to it. I bid you farewell, and hope you live a better life than endlessly wandering the galaxy cluster, via quantum immortality. Over.

*Ouija-mail*
You have one unheard message

Sent at 4:12 A.M.

*static*

*more static*

H- *even more static*

Hello- *more static*

Hello, I know there isn’t much chance you hear this, but I haven’t seen you here in the after life so might as well try. Are you still traveling using quantum immortality, or after all these years have you found a civilization? Has the specimen caused any trouble? I have so many questions I don’t think I can ask all of them in this one voicemail but I’ll try my be- *cuts off*

Jesus Christ ... you guys just wrote a f**king movie!

brain.exe crashed and immediately got uninstalled as it cannot take such a big brain move

Holy sh*t

I HAVE FOUND IT. IT WORKS, IT WORKS!

now what dimension is this...

Ai startup.

It is Unreal 9182-892xb8

Me: Wait.... Am I in my old home....On earth?
MOM! *cries in joy*

Wait....why are you made of drawing lines....OH NO.
THE TROLLGE DIMENSION. I HAVE TO GET OUT BEFORE I CAUSE AN INCIDENT-

Oh no....HE'S COMING.

TAKE OFF DAMMIT.

*AFTERBURNER ENGAGED*
Phew.

Ai, make a message

!Recording started!
Me: Interdimensional travel is possible. I will find people from our universe to make a interdimensional scouting organization. I promise everyone, we will find a habitable universe.
!Now broadcasting to everyone!

WAIT NO DON'T DO THAT THE TROLLGE WILL FIND US-

QUICK ACTIVATE THE PORTAL-

Me: Ai, engage startup

!Ai Startup!

Welcome. Today is year 120098 (based on earth years)

Me: Create new message.

!Systems must be re configured!
!Must create message manually

Me: Dammit, u piece of junk.
Ai:/System/Functions/Communication/VoiceMessage
!Recording has started!

Me: HI guys, it has been about 99800 years since I left the planet. The entire Milky Way collapsed because of the biggest scp breach in the world. Scp 169 splashed the entire world. Keter level scps eradicated millions. The most powerful trollge broke into Our reality-189-b9 The only thing left of the world that I know of is Me. No world is safe in this universe. Life now has no meaning in here. The trollge stopped aging and we cannot die anymore so we can suffer for all of eternity. Luckily, for 2398 years I have been working on a new interdimensional portal. It has been finished, but I'm not so sure it'll work. Wish me luck. If I can get a message through anyone, I will travel to hell and beyond to find anyone living. Goodbye everyone.

!Recording finished. Save and send!

Me: Save.

Imagine the dude recording making up the end of the world

Hello guys, welcome to another video. Today we are going to travel to the end of the world, LETS GO! Welcome back, this place is very cool. Man, the sun is gonna explode now, so subscribe and li- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

This is the first spot I found where I could reply to ya.
Yeah, sorry bout that giant comment line,
just kinda...
happened idk

You guys made a movie script/ story line out of a meme on time travel...i kinda wanna write a story about this later

Go ahead
but you gotta share it with me when you're done.

Ok. It'll probably be complete sometime later this year/ early next year. And i will share it on here

k
thx mate

Mhm

I'm glad I inspired you to write something, at least I can create authors even without being able to tell, write, or brainstorm a story.

I made a meme on your stream for fun
if it matches your criteria I guess add it and comment on how you feel on it.
if not, then you know what to do lol

I started writing the story on wattpad. So far i have two chapters completed...i named the two main characters Dan and Mike, and added a few details to it so far. The link is:https://www.wattpad.com/story/320670061?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=Juliacat776&wp_originator=pRc22XLvfuPHK%2BOceVQPzaEdcxKwHEkImqbmvxSt%2FJK9cXdMcohUqECU0APh4Fil5VWK6jQ4vVHyhq2ZXfe93%2FcTzAVpone8HV5YOsE747QiXsrLTSCWrk28PvhmUxw%2F

.... hope you like it so far!

Alright
I'll check it!

well f*ck
my school computer isn't being nice
I'll check via my Windows tomorrow.