I HAVE NO FRICKIN CLUE-

Name 2 incidents, one from left one from right, don't tell me which is which and I'll explain the difference. That simple.

Dude that's because maybe YOU failed to comprehend how LAWS work :P

@guns_and_cigars
A. Urinary stress incontinence is not going to be prevented by crossing your legs. I have laughed so hard I peed my pants and crossing my legs did not help. Of course, last time I did that I was 7 and hated using the bathroom for some reason.
B. Urine does not come out of the va**na.