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Malty Challenges Raphtalia

Malty Challenges Raphtalia |  I SHANT MINCE WORDS WITH YOU FOR LONG! I AM CHALLENGING YOU, FILTHY DEMI-HUMAN, TO A DUEL! I ACCEPT. W-!!! *CHUCKLE*...ARE YOU SERIOUS? YEAH. I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE. ...DO YOU WANT TIME TO THINK IT OVER, OR-? NO! NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOT AT ALL. UH, WHAT TIME WERE YOU THINKING OF DUELING? *TCCH*...ANYTIME'S...GOOD FOR ME, REALLY... YOU DON'T HAVE TIME...'CAUSE YOU WOULD NEED LIKE A SWORD AND MAGIC... HMM...NO, NO. I HAVE A SWORD. AND MAGIC. I ACTUALLY HAVE 'EM READY. YOU GOT THEM RIGHT THERE? I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT. I LIKE TO KEEP MY SWORD SHARP, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'RE GOING TO RUN INTO THESE DAYS. *LAUGHS*; SAFETY FIRST! HEY, LET'S RETHINK SOME THINGS! ...LET'S SAY YOU LEARNED A LITTLE LESSON, NOW...AND, I'VE LEARNED A LITTLE LESSON...AND, WE'LL CALL IT EVEN, AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY DECLINE THE DUEL. *CHUCKLES* WELL, YOU CAN'T DECLINE. EH? AS THE PRINCESS SHOULD KNOW, ONCE THE DUEL'S BEEN ACCEPTED - YOU KNOW - THERE'S NO BACKING OUT. I MEAN, THAT'S THE LAW IN YOUR COUNTRY, RIGHT? ...YEP... ANYWHO...GREAT! THIS IS SETTLED, AND I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO PLEASE MASTER NAOFUMI, ANYWAY. SO, I'M GONNA SCHEDULE THE DUEL... DON'T DO IT... FOR AFTERNOON, TOMORROW. DON'T DO IT... AND, UH, DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE WHEREVER YOU ARE...I'LL FIND YOU. EH... I'M GONNA CLEAVE MY BLADE THROUGH YOU KNEECAPS BEFORE I CHOP OFF YOUR SHAGGY LITTLE HEAD. *TCH*; ... | image tagged in it's always sunny in philidelphia,rising of the shield hero,raphtalia,malty,the lawyer,charlie kelly | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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