Sigma fathering | Me ignoring my newborn son that is crying on the floor after falling from his crib in order to watch American Psycho (2000) on the new 8K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker I bought (my wife has already filed for divorce and left the house): | image tagged in gifs,memes,patrick bateman,american psycho,baby,parenting | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Happy Sunday Yall! | THAT ONE PERSON IN THE BACK OF THE CHURCH | image tagged in gifs,sunday,memes | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
ventriloquist | WHEN THE PUPPET TELLS ITS VENTRILOQUIST "YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE MOUTH; YET I’M THE ONE PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO HEAR!" | image tagged in gifs,memes | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
Pesticide detector | The 14 yr old: | image tagged in gifs,detector,fruits and vegetables,blank white template,memes,sometimes my genius is it's almost frightening | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker