"jokes but true story" Memes & GIFs

A nice friendly old homeless man asked me if I had any change on the streets in the city | I SAID IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY BUDDY I'M ON MY WAY TO MCDONALDS. HOW ABOUT I BUY YOU A BREAKFAST MEAL TOO. | image tagged in gifs,friendly homeless,get the meal,the psycho meanies,get no meal,jokes but true story | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

I went to speak with the head of the art department at uni because I had issues about a painting that was assigned for an essay. | I SAID THIS PAINTING WAS ASSIGNED TO ME BY MY TEACHER. THIS IS A RELIGIOUS PAINTING AND MY TOPIC IS GENRE PAINTING. SHE SAID YOU ARE CORRECT AND THEN CONTINUED TO TALK DOWN TO ME LIKE A CHILD IN THE FOURTH GRADE. | image tagged in gifs,know the topic,better than,the qualified teacher,jokes but true story,strange education system | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

One of my TAFE teachers turned up 30 minutes late for class every single day. | I SAID CLASS STARTED 30 MINUTES AGO. SHE SAID WELL I HAD TO PICK MY SISTER UP ON THE WAY HERE. I SAID NEXT TIME LEAVE 30 MINUTES EARLIER. | image tagged in gifs,own time,never fired,from tafe,bad teacher,jokes but true story | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker