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This is why I sleep with my eyes open

This is why I sleep with my eyes open | THE SUDDEN FEAR THAT JEFF THE KILLER IS GONNA APPEAR AT MY WINDOW AND BREAK IN MY ROOM TO KILL ME; 8 YEAR OLD ME TRYING TO SLEEP AFTER READING A CREEPYPASTA | image tagged in squidward can't sleep with the spoons rattling,creepypasta,jeff the killer,god help me | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by darkraimaster101

5,875 views, 20 upvotes

Panik Kalm Panik

Panik Kalm Panik | You hear screaming; It’s probably just a d-class; YOU SEE SCP-096 | image tagged in memes,panik kalm panik,oh god no,god help me,scp,scp 096 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,295 views, 7 upvotes

Matthew Thompson

Matthew Thompson | WHEN YOU KEEP GOING TO CHURCH AND PRAYING TO STOP THESE MEMES; THEN YOU FIND OUT GOD IS YOUR # 1 FAN!! | image tagged in matthew thompson,reynolds community college,god,funny memes,no more,god help me | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by g_user_107631789184795980258

343 views, 2 upvotes

2021 has had a rough start

2021 has had a rough start | the state of mind in the world | image tagged in memes,marked safe from,god help me,2021,today,end of the world | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by FloridanSquidDog

727 views, 6 upvotes, 2 comments

God Help Me

God Help Me | When God says "no" to any request it doesn't really matter.
It's a more telling response than "yes" might have been...
I have no doubt that anything asked is doable.
God doesn't play dice with man.
Man plays dice with God.
The dice are never truly random.
Every moment is a fresh copy of the last.
All moments are new creations.
The dice never leave Gods hand.
Anyone who mistakes my supposedly limited understanding of God
as confirming their own understanding
have yet to understand me.
Those who agree with me initially often find that
we diverge on many things.
God may be quite real,
but the definition confusion regarding Him
is entirely intentional.
When you discover that God is quite real
but nothing else actually is,
you have become enlightened.

Asking God to perform for you like a trained dog is demeaning.
Asking Him to lift curses that were well earned only tightens the grip.
The only power you have over anyone, including God is to have something they want.
The only thing God wants from you is the mystery you are here to solve.
What do you think He wants from you today?
More of the same?
Or something completely unexpected? | image tagged in god help me | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

265 views, 1 upvote, 1 comment