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Explain Christianity Again, Please?

Explain Christianity Again, Please? | YOU SAY YOU'RE SENDING TELEPATHIC MESSAGES TO A DEAD JEW (WHO'S MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN, AND DAD USED HIM AS A HUMAN SACRIFICE) LETTING HIM KNOW THAT YOU REALLY BELIEVE HE WALKED ON WATER, SO YOU WILL ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND MASTER…; AND YOU'RE PROMISING TO EAT HIS FLESH AND DRINK HIS BLOOD IF HE WILL REMOVE A CURSE OF ETERNAL DAMNATION (IN A FLAMING PIT) PASSED DOWN TO YOU BECAUSE AN OLD WOMAN (WHO WAS MADE FROM THE RIB OF HER PARTNER) ATE A PIECE OF MAGIC FRUIT FROM A MAGICAL TREE BECAUSE A TALKING SNAKE TOLD HER TO? DID I GET THAT RIGHT? | image tagged in christianity,christian,bible,holy bible | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
5,355 views, 3 upvotes, 13 comments

Jesus and Jewelry

Jesus and Jewelry | WHY CAN'T JESUS WEAR JEWELRY? BECAUSE HE'LL BREAK EVERY CHAIN | image tagged in jesus,christian,smiling jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,734 views, 4 upvotes
image tagged in christian,christianity | made w/ Imgflip demotivational maker
206 views, 3 upvotes

Seriously...

5,401 views, 6 upvotes, 1 comment

Curse you god

196 views, 1 upvote

Christian

606 views, 3 upvotes, 2 comments

Purify

1,620 views, 3 upvotes

THE Light ~ neverwoke

184 views, 1 upvote

Heaven

365 views, 3 upvotes