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True Story | ME: MY STOMACH HURTS.
MY MOM: IT'S THAT DANG PHONE.
ME WHO SWALLOWED MY PHONE: | image tagged in memes,true story | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,202 views, 20 upvotes, 3 comments

Probably the only thing I wish I could unhear

Probably the only thing I wish I could unhear | I SAW A WOMAN AT AT PET STORE
BUYING FOOD FOR HER RATHER LARGE
ADULT MALE STANDARD POODLE; IT STARTED HUMPING HER LEG
AND SHE TURNED TO IT AND IN
A FIRM VOICE SAID "NOT NOW" | image tagged in memes,true story | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
310 views, 4 upvotes, 2 comments

lol

lol | SHE TOLD ME TO TREAT HER LIKE A PRINCESS. SO I MARRIED HER OFF TO SOME DISTANT LAND TO STRENGTHEN OUR ALLIANCE WITH POLAND | image tagged in memes,true story | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
498 views, 3 upvotes