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Have you ever thought about this? | If you break the laws of school, you get detention.
If you break the laws of the government, you got to jail. But if you break the laws of physics, you get a trip to Switzerland and a Nobel Prize. | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Philosoraptor | IF A VAMPIRE BIT SOMEONE WITH AIDS WOULD THE VAMPIRE ALSO GET AIDS? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Criminals always seem to "high-tail" away from the area...

Criminals always seem to "high-tail" away from the area... | IF YOU LEAVE SOMEWHERE SLOWLY; ARE YOU LOW-TAILING IT? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor,high-tailing it,low-tailing it,criminal | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by The_Lapsed_Jedi

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Philosoraptor | WOULDN’T IT BE IRONIC; TO DIE IN A LIVING ROOM? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Philosoraptor | IF A U HAUL TRUCK IS HAULING A U HAUL TRAILER; DOES THAT MAKE A W HAUL? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by thesimpleone

370 views, 5 upvotes, 1 comment

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Philosoraptor | SINCE THE AGE OF AQUARIUS, “CLEAN HANDS” PEOPLE HAVE RULED; WE’VE GOT PEOPLE WITH CLEAN HANDS WHO GIVE GREAT SPEECHES AND WEAR NICE SUITS AND SAY THINGS INTO MICROPHONES AND THEN THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH DIRTY HANDS WHO KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
-HOUSE OF ERATOSTHENES | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Philosoraptor

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This is Trippy

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Apparently some ice cream came in the mail with dry ice in it to keep it cold.

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Philosoraptor questions the marvel universe

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or diving

by swing4thefence

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