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Have you ever thought about this? | If you break the laws of school, you get detention.
If you break the laws of the government, you got to jail. But if you break the laws of physics, you get a trip to Switzerland and a Nobel Prize. | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Philosoraptor | WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU POOP AT LIGHT SPEED? FIRST OF ALL, AN 8 OUNCE POOP AT THAT SPEED WILL CREATE A SHOCK WAVE THAT WILL DEVASTATE YOUR COUNTRY IN SECONDS. AND ACCORDING TO PRESENT THEORY, AN OBJECT WILL INCREASE MASS AS IT APPROACHES LIGHT SPEED. THE POOP WITH LIGHT SPEED WILL HAVE INFINITE MASS, AND THAT WILL CREATE A GRAVITATIONAL COLLAPSE WHICH WILL CREATE A BLACK HOLE. BASICALLY, YOU DESTROY YOUR GALAXY BECAUSE OF YOUR POOP | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

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Philosoraptor | IF TIME IS MONEY; THAN THE ATM IS A TIME MACHINE? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Philosoraptor | YOU MAY NOT THINK PEOPLE USE COMPOUND WORDS INCORRECTLY; BUT THEY DO IT EVERYDAY | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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It really screws up my brain.

It really screws up my brain. | WHY ARE PEOPLE CONSIDERED 'ON' THE BUS, BUT 'IN' THE CAR? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Philosoraptor | IF WE TOOK ALL LAWS AWAY... WOULDN'T THE CRIME RATE GO TO 0% | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by KillaInBed69

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by anonymous

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by anonymous

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more passing thoughts

by PrestonSpike

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by AaronDigiacomo

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by Timberwolf_USA

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by ImageryFlippery

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Minecraft joke

by stars_clouds

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