WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU POOP AT LIGHT SPEED? FIRST OF ALL, AN 8 OUNCE POOP AT THAT SPEED WILL CREATE A SHOCK WAVE THAT WILL DEVASTATE YOUR COUNTRY IN SECONDS. AND ACCORDING TO PRESENT THEORY, AN OBJECT WILL INCREASE MASS AS IT APPROACHES LIGHT SPEED. THE POOP WITH LIGHT SPEED WILL HAVE INFINITE MASS, AND THAT WILL CREATE A GRAVITATIONAL COLLAPSE WHICH WILL CREATE A BLACK HOLE. BASICALLY, YOU DESTROY YOUR GALAXY BECAUSE OF YOUR POOP
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