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aka: what if I told you, morpheous

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Short meme long to get | WHAT I IF TOLD YOU; YOU READ THE TOP LINE WRONG | image tagged in memes,matrix morpheus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Matrix Morpheus

Matrix Morpheus | DONALD TRUMP, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU; WE SPENT TWO DOLLARS IN IRAQ | image tagged in memes,matrix morpheus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by RONBURGUNDYcommercialatAOLdotCOM

591 views, 2 upvotes, 3 comments

Matrix Morpheus

Matrix Morpheus | WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WHEN I WAS 8; I THOUGHT THE BADDEST WORD WAS "ASS"
...AND THE SECOND BADDEST WAS "ALCOHOL"; ...AND THE F WORD WAS "FALCON" | image tagged in memes,matrix morpheus,ass,alcohol,fuck,falcon | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

956 views, 16 upvotes, 2 comments

The ladies gave him a standing ovation.

The ladies gave him a standing ovation. | WOULD YOU BELIEVE I WAS HANDCUFFED AFTER STREAKING AT A FOOTBALL GAME; AND STILL MANAGED TO WAVE TO THE CROWD | image tagged in memes,matrix morpheus,streaking,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,201 views, 6 upvotes, 5 comments

I've only been here a short time, but I'm starting to learn the social dynamic. :-)

I've only been here a short time, but I'm starting to learn the social dynamic. :-) | WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE PURPOSE OF THE DOWNVOTE WAS FOR USERS TO POLICE THEMSELVES BY DISCOURAGING OFFENSIVE MEMES. | image tagged in memes,matrix morpheus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,092 views, 19 upvotes, 2 comments

Matrix and the giraffe diarrhea.

Matrix and the giraffe diarrhea. | WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT GIRAFFE DIARRHEA IS THE WORST SH*T ON EARTH? NO, SERIOUSLY. THEY CAN'T PUKE, SO IT BECOMES A POO WATERFALL FROM 8 FEET IN THE AIR. | image tagged in memes,matrix morpheus,giraffe,poop,diarrhea | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Iliveformemes

1,372 views, 5 upvotes

Morpheus’s Disney Conspiracy

by Stormblade1988

1,201 views, 5 upvotes, 6 comments

Things you think about while quarantined

by 1stworldstruggle

942 views, 4 upvotes

Matrix Morpheus

576 views, 11 upvotes, 1 comment

Really?

by HolyShitpost

382 views, 2 upvotes, 2 comments

Matrix Morpheus

739 views, 14 upvotes, 20 comments

Old Chuck Norris Joke

by anonymous

8,148 views, 15 upvotes, 3 comments

Matrix Morpheus

1,098 views, 12 upvotes

Novels are all just a bunch of made-up stuff

by CrippledButtermilk

1,007 views, 6 upvotes, 1 comment

Matrix Morpheus

by TheAflacDuck

645 views, 6 upvotes, 2 comments