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Malicious Advice Mallard Meme | Got a paper cut? Put some lemon juice on it to clear out the bacteria | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard,paper cuts,trhtimmy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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I'm not sure but doing so will make your liver a bit itchy; but i'm sure it's nothing!

I'm not sure but doing so will make your liver a bit itchy; but i'm sure it's nothing! | DID YOU BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC BECAUSE YOU'RE DEPRESSED? DON'T WORRY DRINKING MORE ALCOHOL WILL SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS! | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by CaptainBozo9999

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Malicious Advice Mallard

Malicious Advice Mallard | IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS MUGGED; RUN AWAY AND TELL HER YOU WERE AFRAID YOU'D KILL THE GUY | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

677 views, 12 upvotes, 4 comments

Malicious Advice Mallard

Malicious Advice Mallard | IF YOU BREAK A GLASS ON THE FLOOR, WALK OVER THE AREA WITH BARE FEET. THE BROKEN SHARDS WILL STICK IN YOUR FEET WHERE YOU CAN EASILY DISPOSE | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

3,405 views, 36 upvotes, 7 comments

Then return to what you had been failing at in First Place.

Then return to what you had been failing at in First Place. | IF YOU FAIL AT SOMETHING EIGHT TIMES YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GIVE UP. THAT IS UNTIL YOU FAIL 8X ... AT TRYING TO DO THINGS ELSEWISE WITH OTHER DIFFERENT FAILED ATTEMPTS TOTALING 64 | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

606 views, 7 upvotes

I am guilty of a pun and I'd do it again

I am guilty of a pun and I'd do it again | WANT TO MEET A NICE ARTICULATE GUY? GO TO A PRISON AND ASK FOR THE ONES WITH THE LONGEST SENTENCES | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard,crime,prison,dating | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

343 views, 2 upvotes

Malicious Advice Mallard

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Malicious Advice Mallard

by anonymous

1,301 views, 12 upvotes, 1 comment

Malicious Advice Mallard

by anonymous

1,177 views, 25 upvotes, 2 comments

It’s going downhill. Too soon?

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Malicious Advice Mallard

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Malicious Advice Mallard

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Malicious Advice Mallard

by anonymous

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Malicious Advice Mallard

by ZeroShift5000

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Malicious Advice Mallard

by The_Lone_Haranguer

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