This kind of caption looks like it belongs in a "Bad Pun Dog" or "Bad Joke Eel" meme. I don't mean to be rude, by the way. If I am, I apologize 100%.

I'm sorry if I'm being rude, but I think you've gotten your horror movie villains mixed up.

Point taken.

The ghost woman is on the window.

Maybe it was the mailman who said "bless you". :/