Why? Eric Cartman is a terrible person. He's racist, anti-Semitic, selfish, and sadistic. We're talking about the kid who fed a bully his own parents in a bowl of chili, led a Nazi rally, accused his mother of S.A.-ing him just because she wouldn't buy him an iPad, tried to have his girlfriend killed by a witch, and impersonated a real estate agent and sold houses that other people already live in to city people.
