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I no longer turn my car around to check if I unplugged my iron.

Actual Advice Mallard | WHEN YOU FINISH IRONING, RUB YOUR HAND OVER THE OUTLET FOR SEVERAL SECONDS AFTER YOU UNPLUG IT IF YOU DOUBT YOURSELF LATER ON, YOU'RE MORE L | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

4,158 views, 5 upvotes, 1 comment

Same yourself the embarrassment at the bar.

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU THINK THE CUTE BAR TENDER IS HITTING ON YOU, WATCH THAT THEY AREN'T TREATING THE OTHER PATRONS THE SAME BEFORE YOU MAKE A MOVE. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

3,781 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment

Everyone was stupid once...

Actual Advice Mallard | IF SOMEONE ASKS A STUPID QUESTION, DON'T DOWNVOTE THEM TO OBLIVION; I GUARANTEE YOU THAT THEY'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT NEEDS CLARIFICATION | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,358 views, 3 upvotes

Cheap books!

Actual Advice Mallard | CLICK 'CANCEL SUBSCRIPTION' ON AUDIBLE THEY'LL OFFER YOU 50% OFF FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

902 views, 4 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | I WISH THERE WERE 10 DAYS IN A WEEK 5 DAYS OF WORK 5 DAYS OF THE WEEKEND | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

509 views, 4 upvotes

They can literally kill you

by anonymous

1,230 views, 6 upvotes

Me: Attached are my uber-professional documents. Potential Employer: No, they're not.

by anonymous

2,303 views, 4 upvotes

When people deride me for voting third party.

by anonymous

5,890 views, 7 upvotes

Just saying, 12+ days is pretty bad.

1,261 views, 5 upvotes, 3 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

2,359 views, 4 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

303 views, 4 upvotes

I just felt like this might be common sense. Guess I'm wrong.

by anonymous

2,090 views, 4 upvotes

Paris Hilton may be the exception... :)

by The_Lapsed_Jedi

606 views, 2 upvotes, 3 comments

Honestly, I figured this would have been covered in the training process.

by anonymous

1,416 views, 5 upvotes