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They can literally kill you

Actual Advice Mallard | THROW OUT YOUR POTATOES; AS SOON AS THEY START GOING BAD | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,218 views, 6 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT, EVEN PRESIDENT OF THE MOON ALL I'M SAYINGS IS, "WAIT FOR THE BALLOT COUNT BEFORE YOU QUIT YOUR DAY JOB". | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

259 views, 7 upvotes

I drive for a living and not near enough people know about this.

Actual Advice Mallard | TURN YOUR HEADLIGHTS ON DURING RAIN IT HELPS PEOPLE BEHIND YOU MORE THAN IT HELPS IN FRONT OF YOU. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

4,999 views, 5 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU WANT TO WAKE UP AT 4:30 AM, ASK YOUR MOTHER TO WAKE YOU UP; SHE'LL WAKE YOU UP AT 4:00 AND SAY IT'S ALREADY 8:00 | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

295 views, 4 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | IF A LITTLE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD IS SAYING "DON'T DO IT"; YOU MIGHT WANT TO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

549 views, 2 upvotes

Just saving lives

by anonymous

1,897 views, 4 upvotes

To the lady in front of me on 120 yesterday... I think you need new brake pads now...

by anonymous

1,188 views, 6 upvotes, 1 comment

Doesn't matter how far away their birthday is

by anonymous

2,031 views, 5 upvotes

Saved me from having to buy a new graphing calculator last year

3,531 views, 2 upvotes, 2 comments

Cheap books!

by anonymous

893 views, 4 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

491 views, 4 upvotes

Can't believe this needs to be told

by anonymous

726 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment

I no longer turn my car around to check if I unplugged my iron.

by anonymous

4,141 views, 5 upvotes, 1 comment

Me: Attached are my uber-professional documents. Potential Employer: No, they're not.

by anonymous

2,275 views, 4 upvotes