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Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | WRITE DOWN YOUR INTERNET PROVIDER'S PHONE NUMBER WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE INTERNET TO LOOK IT UP. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,262 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment

Helpful advice from my girlfriends British mother who has lived in the states for 20 years.

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU ENCOUNTER SOMEONE WITH A FOREIGN ACCENT, DON'T ASK THEM WHERE THEY'RE FROM; CHANCES ARE, THEY GET ASKED THAT CONSTANTLY AND DON'T FEEL LIKE THEY EVER BELONG IN THE COUNTRY THEY'RE STAYING IN. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,873 views, 3 upvotes, 1 comment

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | I HAVE BEEN NOTICING THAT THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF NEW USERS, NOT THAT IT IS A BAD THING, JUST I HAVEN'T BEEN SEEING SOME OF THE OLDER USERS; DON'T LET THEM DROWN YOU OUT GUYS!! | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

307 views, 3 upvotes, 5 comments

Added firepower to clearing your bowels.

Actual Advice Mallard | BLOW YOUR NOSE WHILE YOU TAKE A DUMP. USING MORE CORE MUSCLES IS LIKE AN EXPRESS LANE TO SHITSVILLE. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

2,344 views, 6 upvotes

For the guy who fed two ducks on his porch

Actual Advice Mallard | YES YOU SHOULD FEED DUCKS | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

4,334 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment

Actual Advice Mallard

311 views, 2 upvotes, 3 comments

Holy crap!

by anonymous

3,155 views, 4 upvotes

Note to all Managers...

by anonymous

90,850 views, 1 upvote

Actual Advice Mallard

222 views, 4 upvotes

My best friend was going to be alone for christmas tonight, so I invited him over. I had extra gifts wrapped just incase I forgot to give someone a gift but learned this tonight. It made his night opening gifts with my family.

by anonymous

5,576 views, 5 upvotes

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Why do people buy duck tape?

431 views, 1 upvote, 2 comments

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by The_Lapsed_Jedi

554 views, 5 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

438 views, 5 upvotes