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Driving on the I-5 got me on my nerves

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU'RE IN THE LEFT LANE AND CARS ARE OVERTAKING YOU ON THE RIGHT LANE; MOVE. TO. THE. RIGHT | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

137,556 views, 39 upvotes, 17 comments

Pondside Confessions

Pondside Confessions | Being an Actual

Mallard Adviser; Isn't Really All It's

Quacked Up to Be. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,now that you asked,silly,pondside confession,the more you know | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

791 views, 2 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | DO NOT SLEEP WITH ITCHY ASS YOU'LL WAKE UP WITH STINKY FINGERS | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,398 views, 74 upvotes

Reverse Mallardology

Reverse Mallardology | IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS A FRIEND THAT ANNOYS YOU, DON'T TELL HER STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH HER JUST CASUALLY MENTION HOW PRETTY SHE IS | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

4,482 views, 66 upvotes, 9 comments

Whenever they say, "No you don't have time to think - it's now or never!"

Whenever they say, "No you don't have time to think - it's now or never!" | IF SOMEBODY WANTS YOUR ANSWER HERE AND NOW; THEY ARE TRYING TO PRESSURE YOU INTO MAKING A HASTY DECISION. SAY "NO". | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Hank_Rearden

2,320 views, 35 upvotes, 2 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

3,109 views, 38 upvotes, 6 comments

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by anonymous

736,090 views, 67 upvotes, 3 comments

Cause no one wants to wait 3 hours after opening a present to get to play with it.

by anonymous

4,883 views, 55 upvotes, 6 comments

Your headlights are blinding everyone

by anonymous

276,055 views, 2 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

2,261 views, 41 upvotes, 9 comments

I've learned my lesson the hard way

by anonymous

2,248 views, 33 upvotes, 9 comments

For example, they could be toxic and view respect as a one-way street

by TheElementalist

695 views, 2 upvotes, 2 comments

Hard lesson to learn after 5 quarts of oil spilled over my 8 month old driveway.

by anonymous

5,349 views, 21 upvotes, 3 comments

Convention bullying is not acceptable

1,114 views, 5 upvotes