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Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | DO NOT SLEEP WITH ITCHY ASS YOU'LL WAKE UP WITH STINKY FINGERS | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,409 views, 74 upvotes

Reverse Mallardology

Reverse Mallardology | IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS A FRIEND THAT ANNOYS YOU, DON'T TELL HER STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH HER JUST CASUALLY MENTION HOW PRETTY SHE IS | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

4,491 views, 66 upvotes, 9 comments

Whenever they say, "No you don't have time to think - it's now or never!"

Whenever they say, "No you don't have time to think - it's now or never!" | IF SOMEBODY WANTS YOUR ANSWER HERE AND NOW; THEY ARE TRYING TO PRESSURE YOU INTO MAKING A HASTY DECISION. SAY "NO". | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Hank_Rearden

2,327 views, 35 upvotes, 2 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | DON'T CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN AT WORK; IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER AND YOUR COWORKERS WONT LIKE YOU | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

3,154 views, 38 upvotes, 6 comments

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736,099 views, 67 upvotes, 3 comments

Cause no one wants to wait 3 hours after opening a present to get to play with it.

by anonymous

4,892 views, 55 upvotes, 6 comments

Life Quacks #01

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Actual Advice Mallard

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Pondside Confessions

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I've learned my lesson the hard way

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2,265 views, 33 upvotes, 9 comments

Hard lesson to learn after 5 quarts of oil spilled over my 8 month old driveway.

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5,378 views, 21 upvotes, 3 comments

Your headlights are blinding everyone

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276,081 views, 2 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

2,371 views, 48 upvotes, 10 comments

There is absolutely nothing wrong with trying to look nice. However PLEASE teach your kids to care about their actions as well!

1,835 views, 45 upvotes, 16 comments