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I’ll be home three days late - United Airlines

I’ll be home three days late - United Airlines | I’LL BE HOME THREE DAYS LATE.
UNITED BUMPED ME. OVERBOOKED PLANES AND DELAYS. HIDDEN CARRY-ON FEES. NOT PAYING TO LODGE ME. I’LL BE HOME THREE DAYS LATE. UNITED’S SCREWING ME. | image tagged in united airlines,memes,christmas carol,wait,airplane,bad | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Michael Vick Airlines

Michael Vick Airlines | DASHING THROUGH THE SKIES,
IN MICHAEL VICK AIRLINES.
FRIENDLY SKIES DOGS GO,
DYING ALL THE WAY.
A RABBIT GOT KILLED.
THEY WERE SLOW TO APOLOGIZE.
UNITED LEADS THE WAY
IN KILLING CRITTERS TONIGHT. JINGLE BELLS. SOMETHING YELPS
IN THE OVERHEAD.
UNITED’S STEWARDESS SHELVED A DOG AWAY. JINGLE BELLS. SOMETHING SMELLS
IN THE OVERHEAD.
UNITED’S STEWARDESS MADE A DOG SUFFOCATE. | image tagged in united airlines,memes,michael vick,christmas carol,dog,sing | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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12 Days Of United

12 Days Of United | ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, UNITED GAVE TO ME:; 12 BOSTON CRABS
11 DROPKICKS
10 HEAD SHOTS
9 ARM BARS
8 FACE LACERATIONS
7 STOMACH PUNCHES
6 HOUR FLIGHT DELAYS
5 BROKEN RIBS
4 NECKBREAKERS
3 POWERSLAMS
2 BROKEN TEETH
AND A SEVERE CONCUSSION. | image tagged in united airlines,memes,christmas carol,united airlines asian doc,fight,wrestling | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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