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Another one from my ninth grade journal.

Another one from my ninth grade journal.  | My friends wanted me to go golfing with them. I told them, "I'm terrible at golf. Everyone would beat me."; They told me that everything would work out evenly because I'd be playing with a handicap. I figured, what the hell. Even I could beat a guy in a wheelchair. | image tagged in bad pun dangerfield | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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bad pun Dangerfield

bad pun Dangerfield  | I TOLD MY WIFE I WANTED TO GET MY ROCKS OFF; SHE TOLD ME THE QUARRY WAS HAVING A SALE; SO I COULD GET THEM HALF OFF | image tagged in bad pun dangerfield | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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He just had the knack...

He just had the knack... | MY UNCLE WORKED FOR A CIRCUS; HE DIDN'T HAVE AN ACT - HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW HOW TO PUT THE TENT BACK IN THE BAG | image tagged in bad pun dangerfield,memes,circus,jobs | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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A man has to have a hobby...

A man has to have a hobby... | "ALL YOU DO IS PLAY GOLF" MY WIFE YELLED AT ME AT 11:30 LAST NIGHT; I WAS SHOCKED - YOU DON'T EXPECT THAT ON THE 14TH GREEN... | image tagged in bad pun dangerfield,memes,golf,marriage,sport | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Safe from STDs

Safe from STDs | I TOLD MY DOCTOR I HAVE A BURNING SENSATION WHEN I PEE; SHE SAID I WAS PEEING TOO CLOSE TO THE FIRE; SO I ASKED HER IF IT MIGHT BE A SEXUAL INFECTION; SHE SAID,     "NOT IN YOUR CASE." | image tagged in bad pun dangerfield,doctor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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bad pun Dangerfield

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bad pun Dangerfield

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bad pun Dangerfield

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bad pun Dangerfield

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How to get a good grade

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bad pun Dangerfield

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My favorite bartender joke

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