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Unfortunately, certain people prove this every single day, we all know them. | WISE MEN LEARN MORE FROM FOOLS; THEN FOOLS WILL EVER LEARN FROM THE WISE | image tagged in confucius says,memes,wise confucius,funny,common sense,social skills | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Confucius Says

Confucius Says | CONFUCIUS SAYS: BUILD A MAN A FIRE AND HE WILL BE WARM FOR A FEW HOURS; SET A MAN ON FIRE AND HE'LL BE WARM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE | image tagged in confucius says | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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