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joke | Mark Zuckerberg died in a fire and was pretty badly burned. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Donald and Elon, were sent for. Donald went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. 
Donald said "Yup, he's pretty badly burned. Pull the sheet right down".
So the mortician pulled the sheet right down. Donald looked and said "Nope, it's not Mark. "
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought in Elon to identify the body. 
Elon looked at him and said "Yep, he's burnt real bad, roll him over. "
The mortician rolled him over and Elon looked down and said "No, it isn't Mark. "
The mortician asked, "How can you tell? "
Elon said "Well, Mark had colourful women's genitals and an animals behind. "
"What? He had colourful women's genitals and an animals behind? "
"Yeah, everyone knew that. Every time we went out, people would say, 'Here comes Mark with the orange c**t and the horses arse....' " | image tagged in notepad | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Jesus is...

Jesus is... | Jesus is:
  human, divine
  merciful, forgiving,
  gentle, strong,
  loving, selfless,
  holy, gracious,
  wise, compassionate, clever and seductive! | image tagged in notepad | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
334 views, 3 upvotes, 1 comment

notepad

notepad | ATTENTION EVERYONE!
I'M NOT GONNA USE IMGFLIP IN THE DAY ANYMORE
I WILL ONLY BE ONLINE AT NIGHT AND SOMETIMES IN THE DAY I'M GOING CLEAN ON MY COMPUTER AND ONLY USING MY FIRE KINDLE; KINDLY AND SADLY,
S.T.R.I.K.E. | image tagged in notepad | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
329 views, 4 upvotes, 7 comments

notepad

notepad | ANYONE WHO'S FOLLOWING MY END_IT_ALL STREAM... PLEASE UNFOLLOW IT. I'M DELETING IT AND MAKING A NEW STREAM. | image tagged in notepad | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
1,149 views, 1 upvote, 4 comments

Note to self:

Note to self: | NOTE TO SELF: IF YOU WERE ABLE TO BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS FOR LIKE 8 YEARS, YOU CAN BELIEVE IN YOURSELF FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS. OK, YOU GOT THIS. | image tagged in notepad,memes,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
5,274 views, 2 upvotes

What popularity begets.

642 views, 1 upvote, 1 comment

notepad

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