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joke | Mark Zuckerberg died in a fire and was pretty badly burned. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Donald and Elon, were sent for. Donald went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. 
Donald said "Yup, he's pretty badly burned. Pull the sheet right down".
So the mortician pulled the sheet right down. Donald looked and said "Nope, it's not Mark. "
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought in Elon to identify the body. 
Elon looked at him and said "Yep, he's burnt real bad, roll him over. "
The mortician rolled him over and Elon looked down and said "No, it isn't Mark. "
The mortician asked, "How can you tell? "
Elon said "Well, Mark had colourful women's genitals and an animals behind. "
"What? He had colourful women's genitals and an animals behind? "
"Yeah, everyone knew that. Every time we went out, people would say, 'Here comes Mark with the orange c**t and the horses arse....' " | image tagged in notepad | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Jesus is...

Jesus is... | Jesus is:
  human, divine
  merciful, forgiving,
  gentle, strong,
  loving, selfless,
  holy, gracious,
  wise, compassionate, clever and seductive! | image tagged in notepad | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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notepad | ATTENTION EVERYONE!
I'M NOT GONNA USE IMGFLIP IN THE DAY ANYMORE
I WILL ONLY BE ONLINE AT NIGHT AND SOMETIMES IN THE DAY I'M GOING CLEAN ON MY COMPUTER AND ONLY USING MY FIRE KINDLE; KINDLY AND SADLY,
S.T.R.I.K.E. | image tagged in notepad | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
319 views, 4 upvotes, 7 comments

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notepad | ANYONE WHO'S FOLLOWING MY END_IT_ALL STREAM... PLEASE UNFOLLOW IT. I'M DELETING IT AND MAKING A NEW STREAM. | image tagged in notepad | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
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What popularity begets.

What popularity begets. | DOGS, BIGFOOT, KARAOKE, TRANSCENDENTALISM, SPAM, ANIME, GUACAMOLE, POST-APOCALYPTIC FASCIST ZOMBIES, FORTNITE VS. PUBG, TRANSGENDER VEGAN TIGERS, PSORIASIS, SQUARE DANCING NEO-NAZI HERMAPHRODITES, SCATOLOGY, PRUNES, STAR TREK VS. STAR WARS, SPAM AND EGGS, POLITICALLY INDIFFERENT CYBERPUNK ENTHUSIASTS, MUSKRAT LOVERS, CONSTIPATED COYOTES, JACKALOPES, NUCLEAR ASTROPHYSICS, FANTASY FOOTBALL FANS, ULTIMATE WRESTLING LESBIANS, COSPLAY, NERDS WITHOUT GLASSES, ANACHRONISM, ESPERANTO, CANNIBALISTIC LIFESTYLE GROUP, INCEST VS. NEPOTISM, EGGS BACON SAUSAGE AND SPAM, DIARRHEA, THEREMIN MUSICIANS, ANCIENT ASTRONAUT THEORISTS, HAMSTERS VS. GERBILS, BOSTON BDSM PRACTITIONERS, THE MAURY POVICH LIE DETECTOR MEME, FLAT EARTHERS, MILLENNIAL-BATING, SPECULATIVE NEUROSES, FOOD PORN. PROPOSED IMGFLIP STREAMS: | image tagged in notepad,memes,new rules,sarcasm,monty python,imgflip humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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