joke

Mark Zuckerberg died in a fire and was pretty badly burned. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Donald and Elon, were sent for. Donald went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Donald said "Yup, he's pretty badly burned. Pull the sheet right down". So the mortician pulled the sheet right down. Donald looked and said "Nope, it's not Mark. " The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought in Elon to identify the body. Elon looked at him and said "Yep, he's burnt real bad, roll him over. " The mortician rolled him over and Elon looked down and said "No, it isn't Mark. " The mortician asked, "How can you tell? " Elon said "Well, Mark had colourful women's genitals and an animals behind. " "What? He had colourful women's genitals and an animals behind? " "Yeah, everyone knew that. Every time we went out, people would say, 'Here comes Mark with the orange c**t and the horses arse....' "