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George Carlin

George Carlin | IF I WAS GIVEN A HALF HOUR TO LIVE, ID WANT IT TO BE BETWEEN _:30 AND _:00; BECAUSE THE MINUTE HAND HAS TO FIGHT GRAVITY, MAKING IT LONGER | image tagged in george carlin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,536 views, 14 upvotes

George Carlin

George Carlin | I FIND CENSORSHIP TO BE MORE OFFENSIVE THAN ANY SINGLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE | image tagged in george carlin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4,538 views, 11 upvotes, 1 comment

George Carlin

George Carlin | IT'S CALLED READING; IT'S HOW PEOPLE 
 INSTALL NEW SOFTWARE 
INTO THEIR BRAINS | image tagged in george carlin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2,384 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment

George Carlin

George Carlin | I HAVE CERTAIN RULES I LIVE BY; I DONT BELIEVE ANYTHING THE GOVERNMENT TELLS ME! | image tagged in george carlin,government corruption | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
2,599 views, 5 upvotes

George Carlin

George Carlin | FORGET THE POLITICIANS, THE POLITICIANS WERE PUT THERE TO GIVE YOU THE IDEA THAT YOU HAVE FREEDOM OF CHOICE. YOU DON'T! YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, YOU HAVE OWNERS! | image tagged in george carlin,politics | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
1,698 views, 4 upvotes

George Carlin

by anonymous
1,894 views, 2 upvotes, 2 comments
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