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Plankton's constant

Plankton's constant | I WENT TO THE CETACEAN INSTITUTE ON STAR BASE 5 LAST WEEK. WAS IT ENJOYABLE, SIR? I HAD A WHALE OF A TIME | image tagged in picard riker | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
98 views, 2 upvotes

Picard Riker

Picard Riker | I VISITED DOCTOR BEVERLEY CRUSHER TODAY. I ADMITTED THAT I SEE HUMMUS OR TARAMASALATA I GET REALLY SCARED. WHAT WAS HER PROGNOSIS, SIR? SHE SAID THAT I HAD DIP-FEARIA | image tagged in picard riker | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
95 views, 1 upvote

Calendar countdown

Calendar countdown | FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, I LIKE TO GO TO MY DESK CALENDAR AND MARK IT UP WITH A DAYGLO PEN. WHY DO YOU DO THAT SIR? IT'S THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY! | image tagged in picard riker | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
73 views, 1 upvote

Halloween howlers...

Halloween howlers... | YOU KNOW NUMBER ONE, THINGS WERE SO DIRE FINANCIALLY AROUND HALLOWEEN, THAT I HAD TO START UP A PUMPKIN DECORATION BUSINESS... I'M SORRY SIR, I DIDN'T KNOW. THE THINGS WE DO TO CARVE OUT A LIVING! (KILL ME, NOW) | image tagged in picard riker | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
122 views, 1 upvote

Romulan rascals...

Romulan rascals... | WELL, I'M HESITANT TO ASK, BUT I STILL WILL... WHAT HAPPENED NEXT SIR? LAST WEEK I KILLED A ROMULAN. HE CREPT UP ON ME. WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT, I TURNED AROUND AND THREW A BUCKET OF VARNISH AT HIM. WELL NUMBER ONE, IT ALL BEGAN AS A HORRIBLE DEATH, BUT IT WAS A LOVELY FINISH. | image tagged in picard riker | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
193 views, 1 upvote

Braille Pun: Picard and Riker

8,187 views, 130 upvotes, 3 comments

TREK DAD JOKES

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Picard Riker

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TREK DAD JOKES

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Picard Riker

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Picard Riker

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Picard Riker

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