WELL, I'M HESITANT TO ASK, BUT I STILL WILL... WHAT HAPPENED NEXT SIR? LAST WEEK I KILLED A ROMULAN. HE CREPT UP ON ME. WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT, I TURNED AROUND AND THREW A BUCKET OF VARNISH AT HIM. WELL NUMBER ONE, IT ALL BEGAN AS A HORRIBLE DEATH, BUT IT WAS A LOVELY FINISH.