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man listening to telephone | WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE. IF YOU ARE OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE,
PLEASE PRESS 1 REPEATEDLY.

IF YOU ARE CO-DEPENDENT, 
PLEASE ASK SOMEONE TO PRESS 2.
IF YOU HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES,
PLEASE PRESS 3, 4, 5 AND 6.
IF YOU ARE PARANOID-DELUSIONAL, 
WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU WANT.
 JUST STAY ON THE LINE UNTIL WE CAN TRACE THE CALL.
IF YOU ARE SCHIZOPHRENIC, 
LISTEN CAREFULLY AND A LITTLE VOICE WILL TELL YOU WHICH NUMBER TO PRESS.
IF YOU ARE MANIC-DEPRESSIVE, 
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH NUMBER YOU PRESS. NO ONE WILL ANSWER. | image tagged in man listening to telephone | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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