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man listening to telephone | WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE. IF YOU ARE OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE, PLEASE PRESS 1 REPEATEDLY. IF YOU ARE CO-DEPENDENT, PLEASE ASK SOMEONE TO PRESS 2. IF YOU HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES, PLEASE PRESS 3, 4, 5 AND 6. IF YOU ARE PARANOID-DELUSIONAL, WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU WANT. JUST STAY ON THE LINE UNTIL WE CAN TRACE THE CALL. IF YOU ARE SCHIZOPHRENIC, LISTEN CAREFULLY AND A LITTLE VOICE WILL TELL YOU WHICH NUMBER TO PRESS. IF YOU ARE MANIC-DEPRESSIVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH NUMBER YOU PRESS. NO ONE WILL ANSWER. | image tagged in man listening to telephone | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE. IF YOU ARE OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE, PLEASE PRESS 1 REPEATEDLY. IF YOU ARE CO-DEPENDENT, PLEASE ASK SOMEONE TO PRESS 2. IF YOU HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES, PLEASE PRESS 3, 4, 5 AND 6. IF YOU ARE PARANOID-DELUSIONAL, WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU WANT. JUST STAY ON THE LINE UNTIL WE CAN TRACE THE CALL. IF YOU ARE SCHIZOPHRENIC, LISTEN CAREFULLY AND A LITTLE VOICE WILL TELL YOU WHICH NUMBER TO PRESS. IF YOU ARE MANIC-DEPRESSIVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH NUMBER YOU PRESS. NO ONE WILL ANSWER.